…I’m a liar

Hello, I should introduce myself.  Joanne Jones, pleased to meet you.

Well, actually, that’s a lie. Not the pleased to meet you part – the name part!  My real name is not Joanne Jones. Joanne Jones is a fame name I picked when I was very very young. I thought I needed a good strong name to see me through my many desired careers. Something that would work if I became a newsreader (“Joanne Jones reporting live from the scene”). Something that would see me through my children’s TV presenting (oh there goes bubbly Jo Jones, the kids love her!). And, of course, if all else failed, a name that would suit my porn star career  (‘Gangbangs of New York’ starring JoJo). And so Joanne Jones was born. A.k.a Jo Jones. A.k.a. JoJo.

I am many things. ‘To one thing constant never’ as they say. I am very passionate about everything I do…for all of five minutes, then the novelty wears off and I move on to my next thing.  This has good results – I’m never bored and never boring! With every change comes a new story….

Today my thing is blogging.  There’s every chance that I will get bored of this too.  but until then, I wish you all happy reading.

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